I see versions of this all the time, and I never wanted to write one, but life happens. Brace yourselves!
I'm not going to be around on dA much for a while. My computer is broken, and my fiance will only let me use his so much of the time. (He has a life too, I'm told.) I'll try to log in every day or two to check notes etc., but I can't guarantee that I will get the chance to view, critique, or post much art until I have a working computer again.
Hopefully I'll get back in touch with all you lovely people soon! Please don't hesitate to note me if you want me to find a few minutes for you or your art - I will do my best